Cabbages

Just had a front row seat to my manager and my little shop monkey discussing the preparation of a cabbage. The manager being irate at the amount of time taken to cut up the cabbage and insisted that an hour of meticulously slicing said cabbage into bite size chunks for the Tortoise's could be easy replicated, in a fraction of the time, by placing the vegetable in the car park and running it over with the van. The shop monkey proposed that this may be alittle far fetched only to be countered with 'what would you know, you're barely out of nappies'.